If sex was a person
YES, BECAUSE SMOKING = ALCOHOLISM
TATTOOS + EARRINGS = BAD BOY, OBVIOUSLY
harry has tattoos, liam has tattoos, louis has tattoos, the others smoke too, don’t get me wrong, i loved aj and his voice and his riffs were amazing, but no to this comparison, also louis is hotter than zayn? qué?
there are nice americans
there are rude americans
there are nice brits
there are rude brits
there are nice canadians
there’s justin bieber
Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.
He was never meant to escape.
imagine zayn giving you oral in the next room to where he’s gonna be giving an interview in ten minutes & then afterwards the entire way through the interview, you watch him keep licking his lips knowing he can taste you & as he does, he makes eye contact with you & gives you the biggest smirk enjoying the thrill of sharing your dirty little secret ok hahaahah bYE
what if you had a fight with zayn and you were yelling at each other all up in each other’s face and he cornered you against a wall and then punched the wall making a hole and he was panting heavily over you and you were so close you could feel his breathing on his chest and as he started to calm down he rested his chin on your head and then embraced you and you could hear him sniffling brb going to kick myself off a cliff